Airport security took issue with me being padded while leaving Schiphol today. Had to stand in a room with my trousers around my ankles for fifteen minutes while three security (and a supervisor) checked out my printed nappy. While I didn’t understand what they said in Dutch I did pickup on “pampers” a few times. While embarrassing and annoying it was pretty funny. The supervisor was friendly and apologised when they let me go though 🤷‍♂️


@james Wow, that must have been an experience 😱 , never heard of that happening at schiphol before. Maybe they were training new guys and reeeaaaly needed a test subject/victim? 😏😅 Goodto hear you made it back safely though, with all the new faces I did not get too meet you but let's make that one for next time! ^^

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