Don't take off my shorts! ... then you'll see my diaper underneath ๐Ÿ˜…

Umm, I kind of have to go do important big kid stuff now, can I please change out of this diaper?? ๐Ÿ˜…

I've been too busy to post on here in awhile, but I did find time to teach Rory some new tricks on my skateboard! Soon he'll be even better than me ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Nooo, I don't wanna be changed out here like this! Can't I stay in my PJs for a little bit longer??

You want a diaper change? Hmm, I don't know, can you show me?

Who's that in the mirror?? Not me, I'm really a big kid, I promise! I don't actually need my stuffie, or my blankie, or my paci, or my diapers, I swear ๐Ÿคž

I know we're supposed to stay 6 feet away from everyone, but that rule doesn't apply to dinosaurs... right?

Hmm, Rory, do you think if I wear these ski goggles with my paci I'll be protected from the scary coronavirus outside? ๐Ÿค”

Wait 5 more minutes?? But I wanna go play outside *now* ๐Ÿ˜ 

Two thumbs up, ready to start the day ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

Sitting on the kitchen counter, "helping" to make dinner ๐Ÿ™„

Went camping in the woods last weekend - pretty scary! But my dinosaur Rory was there too to stand guard and protect me from the bears ๐Ÿ‘

Got to wear big kid PJs last night ๐Ÿ˜€ ... with a diaper underneath, of course.

"Now that it's springtime, can I go outside and skate with the big kids?"
"Sure buddy, but why don't we change that diaper first?"

Rory (my dinosaur) likes exploring the mountain ridge (my leg). Sometimes his tracks leave prints on my diaper!

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