Red Diaper Baby @reddiaperbaby@abdl.link
Changing yourself is a revolutionary practice.
He/him. EN, FR, EO.
Joined Aug 2018
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kink, pol #introductions
I was a red diaper baby...and I still am! Things I like:
Leftist parties
Diaper parties
Making capitalists wet their pants
Making anybody wet their pants
White-collar workers wearing overalls
All adults wearing #shortalls
Fewer people in prisons
More adults in playpens
Worker-owned #ABDL businesses
Fighting alienation with snuggles
Overthrowing the tyranny of toilet training
Chinese politics
Xi Jinping is going to love this!
I bet he is at his desk making fan art right now.
Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain now!
So are Owl, Rabbit, Piglet, Kanga, and Roo. Tigger isn't public domain for a few more years, because he wasn't in the first book.
Write stories! Make art!
Dear capitalists
I've been looking for footed pajamas with actual superheroes on them for years.
There is demand. Where is the supply? Get your act together, folks! This is the thing you're supposed to be good at!
capitalism / Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
I was a good boy this year...really! I'd love it if you got me any of these things:
Fully automated luxury gay space communism (not the book, the actual thing)
A general strike
More unionized workplaces
A union at my workplace, maybe?
If you can't get me any of those things, I would like footed pajamas with actual superheroes on them, like public defenders or nurses or something.
Thanks! Merry Christmas!
shhh...it's a secret
The "grown-ups" are pretending most of the time.
What did you do for Halloween?
vaccines (positive)
It's okay to be nervous.
It's okay to look away.
It's okay to cry.
It's okay to give yourself a lollipop afterward as a reward.
Get. Your. Shots.
What about the Southern Hemisphere?
It's shortalls season there, too. Shortalls season is all the time.
It's still shortalls season!
Q: What about socks?
A: Socks are a capitalist plot!
In weather like this, wearing anything other than shortalls and a T-shirt is kind of unreasonable.
(CW current events) What's the best nation?
Vaccination!
1) If this argument is valid, then shortalls are valid.
2) This argument is valid.
3) Therefore, shortalls are valid.
Q: Even during tea time?
A: Especially during tea time!
Q: What about teddy bears?
A: Yes, teddy bears can wear shortalls.
Q: I meant, are teddy bears valid all time?
A: Oh. Yes!
Some fashion snobs think that it's gauche for men to wear shortalls before May 1.
I think that's outdated nonsense. Shortalls are valid for everyone, all the time.
my grand scheme (abdl, pol)
1. Shortalls
2. ???
3. Public ownership of the means of production
uspol
Trump supporters: A centrist Democrat is moving into the White House. How can we make America great again?
Advice columnist: You could leave.
Tomorrow is Beethoven's birthday. Are you ready?
ambiguous kink/pol, not sincere
What's the best way to decide when you need a change?
Let an algorithm make the choice. Big Brother understands your needs better than you do.
uspol, violence
Right-wing terrorists in the US have been assaulting peaceful protesters by driving into them with their cars.
Could protestors defend themselves effectively by slashing tires?
Changing yourself is a revolutionary practice.
He/him. EN, FR, EO.
Joined Aug 2018
