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I was a red diaper baby...and I still am! Things I like:
Making capitalists wet their pants
Making anybody wet their pants
White-collar workers wearing overalls
All adults wearing #shortalls
Fewer people in prisons
More adults in playpens
Worker-owned #ABDL businesses
Fighting alienation with snuggles
Overthrowing the tyranny of toilet training
Xi Jinping is going to love this!
I bet he is at his desk making fan art right now.
I've been looking for footed pajamas with actual superheroes on them for years.
There is demand. Where is the supply? Get your act together, folks! This is the thing you're supposed to be good at!
capitalism / Dear Santa
I was a good boy this year...really! I'd love it if you got me any of these things:
Fully automated luxury gay space communism (not the book, the actual thing)
A general strike
More unionized workplaces
A union at my workplace, maybe?
If you can't get me any of those things, I would like footed pajamas with actual superheroes on them, like public defenders or nurses or something.
Thanks! Merry Christmas!
shhh...it's a secret
The "grown-ups" are pretending most of the time.
What about the Southern Hemisphere?
It's shortalls season there, too. Shortalls season is all the time.
Q: What about socks?
A: Socks are a capitalist plot!
Q: Even during tea time?
A: Especially during tea time!
Q: What about teddy bears?
A: Yes, teddy bears can wear shortalls.
Q: I meant, are teddy bears valid all time?
A: Oh. Yes!
Changing yourself is a revolutionary practice.
He/him. EN, FR, EO.
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