Red Diaper Baby @[email protected]

1. I will not accept commodity fetishism. This is a phase. Society can grow out of it.

2. I will wear overalls in public at least once a month. To show my support for socialism, obviously.

3. I will use disposable products less and reusable products more.

4. I will seek opportunities to engage in mutual aid.

5. I will read Kropotkin's "Mutual Aid."

6. I will make some art.

7. Sometime this year, I will share some of my art here!

I was a red diaper baby...and I still am! Things I like:

Leftist parties
Diaper parties
Making capitalists wet their pants
Making anybody wet their pants
White-collar workers wearing overalls
All adults wearing #shortalls
Fewer people in prisons
More adults in playpens

Worker-owned #ABDL businesses
Fighting alienation with snuggles
Overthrowing the tyranny of toilet training

"What in all the world could bring greatest happiness?"

"To sit on your hobby horse in front of a fan," said one of Genghis's little brothers, "to feel the wind on your face, and to hear sound of your voice as you chant into the whirling blades."

"No," said Genghis. "To defeat your enemies' toilet training, to see them crawl at your feet, to take away all their grown-up clothing, and to hear them and their loved ones whimper through their pacifiers. That is best."

Whenever I see people wearing buffalo plaid, I assume they are anarchocommunists.

Black and red!

#anarchistplaid #goodassumptions

I've been released from my chastity cage. Needless to say, other forms of capitalist oppression continue unabated.

I have been locked in my steel chastity cage for eight days. I don't know when I'm getting out.

When will this capitalist oppression end?

Modern government is not safe, sane, or consensual. No authority without consent!

#antiauthoritarian

The cage isn't coming off until I've been locked for at least a week.

I could blame my keyholder, but he's a sweetheart. Therefore, I blame capitalism.

I will be going out this evening in a diaper and a chastity cage, to which I do not have the key. I do not know when I will be let out of the cage. It is made of steel.

Capitalism and largely free trade made this possible. My diaper and my cage were both manufactured and imported by private firms.

So...thanks, capitalism? I think?

"In our age, the mere making of a work of art is itself a political act."
-- W. H. Auden

Artists of Mastodon, we love you! Keep creating in 2019!

1. I will not accept commodity fetishism. This is a phase. Society can grow out of it.

2. I will wear overalls in public at least once a month. To show my support for socialism, obviously.

3. I will use disposable products less and reusable products more.

4. I will seek opportunities to engage in mutual aid.

5. I will read Kropotkin's "Mutual Aid."

6. I will make some art.

7. Sometime this year, I will share some of my art here!

Remember, kids: Santa wears red!

Some people consider Christmas primarily a Christian religious celebration.

Some people think of Christmas as a pagan holiday, repackaged.

Some people think of Christmas as a secular celebration of consumerism.

I say Christmas is all about the potential for a global, environmentally-conscious communist movement. Go green and red!

"I can give you powers," said the wizard. "But every power has a price. For clairvoyance, the price is blindness. For rare physical strength, the price is a weak will."

The visitor pondered. "What would be the trade-off for the ability to ride a unicycle?"

"For a piddly ability, a piddly price. You'd become a bedwetter."

The visitor grinned. "It's a deal!"

"Drink this."

The visitor drank. "Thanks! I don't actually care about unicycle riding, you know."

#abdlstories #flashfic

Some accounts to follow if you are interested in digital privacy:

@switchingsocial
Pointers to privacy-conscious alternatives to various commercial products/services

@torproject
Official Mastodon account of the Tor Project

@fsf
Updates from the Free Software Foundation

@privacylab
Community project at Yale

@exodus
Android privacy issues (FR/EN)

@freedomboxfndn
Home-hosting network services

#FollowFriday

tired: the leader of the Communist Party looks like Winnie the Pooh

wired: the leader of the Communist Party actually is Winnie the Pooh

Helping each other to change is a form of mutual aid.