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kink, pol #introductions 

I was a red diaper baby...and I still am! Things I like:

Leftist parties
Diaper parties
Making capitalists wet their pants
Making anybody wet their pants
White-collar workers wearing overalls
All adults wearing
Fewer people in prisons
More adults in playpens

Worker-owned businesses
Fighting alienation with snuggles
Overthrowing the tyranny of toilet training

world events / pol 

It's time for regime change in Russia.

Vladimir Putin belongs in a Siberian labor camp.

pol / abdl 

Power structures are like diapers.

They need to be regularly changed.

Chinese politics 

Xi Jinping is going to love this!

I bet he is at his desk making fan art right now.

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Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain now!

So are Owl, Rabbit, Piglet, Kanga, and Roo. Tigger isn't public domain for a few more years, because he wasn't in the first book.

Write stories! Make art!

Dear capitalists 

I've been looking for footed pajamas with actual superheroes on them for years.

There is demand. Where is the supply? Get your act together, folks! This is the thing you're supposed to be good at!

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capitalism / Dear Santa 

Dear Santa,

I was a good boy this year...really! I'd love it if you got me any of these things:

Fully automated luxury gay space communism (not the book, the actual thing)

A general strike

More unionized workplaces

A union at my workplace, maybe?

If you can't get me any of those things, I would like footed pajamas with actual superheroes on them, like public defenders or nurses or something.

Thanks! Merry Christmas!'s a secret 

The "grown-ups" are pretending most of the time.

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What did you do for Halloween?

vaccines (positive) 

It's okay to be nervous.
It's okay to look away.
It's okay to cry.
It's okay to give yourself a lollipop afterward as a reward.

Get. Your. Shots.

What about the Southern Hemisphere?

It's shortalls season there, too. Shortalls season is all the time.

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In weather like this, wearing anything other than shortalls and a T-shirt is kind of unreasonable.

(CW current events) What's the best nation? 


1) If this argument is valid, then shortalls are valid.
2) This argument is valid.
3) Therefore, shortalls are valid.

Q: Even during tea time?
A: Especially during tea time!

Q: What about teddy bears?
A: Yes, teddy bears can wear shortalls.

Q: I meant, are teddy bears valid all time?
A: Oh. Yes!

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Some fashion snobs think that it's gauche for men to wear shortalls before May 1.

I think that's outdated nonsense. Shortalls are valid for everyone, all the time.

my grand scheme (abdl, pol) 

1. Shortalls
2. ???
3. Public ownership of the means of production


Trump supporters: A centrist Democrat is moving into the White House. How can we make America great again?

Advice columnist: You could leave.

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