Red Diaper Baby @[email protected]

1. I will not accept commodity fetishism. This is a phase. Society can grow out of it.

2. I will wear overalls in public at least once a month. To show my support for socialism, obviously.

3. I will use disposable products less and reusable products more.

4. I will seek opportunities to engage in mutual aid.

5. I will read Kropotkin's "Mutual Aid."

6. I will make some art.

7. Sometime this year, I will share some of my art here!

I was a red diaper baby...and I still am! Things I like:

Leftist parties
Diaper parties
Making capitalists wet their pants
Making anybody wet their pants
White-collar workers wearing overalls
All adults wearing #shortalls
Fewer people in prisons
More adults in playpens

Worker-owned #ABDL businesses
Fighting alienation with snuggles
Overthrowing the tyranny of toilet training

I wet my pants only to express my contempt for the norms of a hierarchical society.

It's the beginning of a new month, and I'm rethinking a lot of stuff.

Maybe capitalism is good.

Maybe I should get CEOs instead of public defenders on my superhero pajamas.

Maybe I should just obey Big Brother instead of making faces at him and hiding subversive messages in his electronic toys.

"We do not advocate Communism and Anarchy because we imagine men to be better than they really are; if we had angels among us , we might be tempted to entrust to them the task of organizing us, though doubtless even they would show the cloven foot very soon. But it is just because we take men as they are that we say: 'Do not entrust them with the governing of you.'"

Peter Kropotkin, "The Place of Anarchism in Socialist Evolution"

#kropotkin

Good boys and good girls are *not* obedient.

Good boys and good girls *are* helpful and cooperative.

Authority - no! Mutual aid - yes!

"What in all the world could bring greatest happiness?"

"To sit on your hobby horse in front of a fan," said one of Genghis's little brothers, "to feel the wind on your face, and to hear sound of your voice as you chant into the whirling blades."

"No," said Genghis. "To defeat your enemies' toilet training, to see them crawl at your feet, to take away all their grown-up clothing, and to hear them and their loved ones whimper through their pacifiers. That is best."

Whenever I see people wearing buffalo plaid, I assume they are anarchocommunists.

Black and red!

#anarchistplaid #goodassumptions

I've been released from my chastity cage. Needless to say, other forms of capitalist oppression continue unabated.

I have been locked in my steel chastity cage for eight days. I don't know when I'm getting out.

When will this capitalist oppression end?

Modern government is not safe, sane, or consensual. No authority without consent!

#antiauthoritarian

The cage isn't coming off until I've been locked for at least a week.

I could blame my keyholder, but he's a sweetheart. Therefore, I blame capitalism.

I will be going out this evening in a diaper and a chastity cage, to which I do not have the key. I do not know when I will be let out of the cage. It is made of steel.

Capitalism and largely free trade made this possible. My diaper and my cage were both manufactured and imported by private firms.

So...thanks, capitalism? I think?

"In our age, the mere making of a work of art is itself a political act."
-- W. H. Auden

Artists of Mastodon, we love you! Keep creating in 2019!

1. I will not accept commodity fetishism. This is a phase. Society can grow out of it.

2. I will wear overalls in public at least once a month. To show my support for socialism, obviously.

3. I will use disposable products less and reusable products more.

4. I will seek opportunities to engage in mutual aid.

5. I will read Kropotkin's "Mutual Aid."

6. I will make some art.

7. Sometime this year, I will share some of my art here!

Remember, kids: Santa wears red!