Hey Birthday Baby!
Are you ready for the party? I invited all your friends from the office and college! No, I understand, if you don't want to be a baby on your birthday, that's okay. I did get you a little cake though, just for you. It's a smash cake, but it's only for littles to eat with their hands while in a high chair, so I can clean you up before you run around getting frosting all over. You still sure you don't wanna be my baby today? That's what I thought, now lets go get you a bib.

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