Me: Daddy!! Big bro won't let me play Diablo!

Daddy: Hmm....well...I think that game is a bit too scary for you. Let's get you something more age appropriate. *Hands over a coloring book*

Me: But what will I color!?!

Daddy: I'm sure whatever you choose will be great!

@dreamingdiapers Hehe! Big bwo still needs them sometimes but not nearly as often as me!

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