It also goes well with the fact I once went to belgique-inco physical shop (1h30 from my place, 50m for my parents) to buy diapers. They took my name as is usual in Belgium for this kind of shop.

When I went there a second time, they asked for my name, and when then typed it in the computer, they asked for my firstname, as someone else with the same lastname as me became a customer of them since both my visits.

And my lastname isn't that common in Belgium.

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I drop this in the family WhatsApp chat.

And my father reacts - "Sweatpants, looks like you're integrated well in the local community. Next time, do that but with a Pampers to see what she says then !"

At this point, I'm considering forwarding my mom email to my father, remind him of this Pampers statement, and ask him what kind of game he's playing there...

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Fast forward a few months, I'm WFH, and my neighbors can see my beard and hair grow longer.

At some point, I can't take it anymore, and I shave, and cut my hair short (got a hair trimmer at home).

They neighbor's wife sees me the next day, in grey sweatpants and superman tshirt, and tells me I looke like I'm 15.
I tell her people usually say I look 28, but she insists, I'm looking 15...

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I answer positively, with a fake enthusiasm (it's only bed sheet after all), and she then answered me "do you want diapers too .... ?".

Notice the "...." and all the meaning those can have ?
I just answered "gni ?", and got no answer from here.

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I think my parents know...

Let me explain.

End of November last year, my mom emails me, asking if I'm interested in a mattress cover sheet (that you put between bed sheets and the mattress, to help avoid wear, make bed more comfy, and retain sweat to avoid staining the mattress, looks like that bed sheet she offered me is not waterproof).

I'm so glad giraffes got a long neck.

Would have been drown for a long time else... ๐Ÿ˜–

Pre-nap diaper check. Teddy is reassured that I'm still dry ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Š

IKEA propose 6 plans pour construire des cabanes et des forts ร  la maison! 

"how many times did you go wee-wee in those diapers ?"
- YES !


You can vote here below ๐Ÿ˜‡

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@diaperheroes I'm just done with opening packages and putting diapers away under my bed and in the big black box in the attic. 24h for a complete restock, that's so great \o/

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So I ordered a bunch of single use underwears for little boys yesterday at noon.
I got this now today at 10:30.

I know Belgium is a small country, but still, 22 hours and 30 minutes between order and delivery is mighty impressive!

Thanks @diaperheroes !

(Teddy for scale ๐Ÿ˜‡)

See this? A while ago, I bought a couple of A4-sized bags with that same pattern.
And I was ready to cut them to bits so I could make myself a custom breathing mask for the covid 19 thing.

But then, trying to breathe through the fabric, I remembered I bought them because they were waterproof, with a liner embedded within the fabric on one side.

Waterproof, airtight... At least I figured this out before chopping them up ๐Ÿ˜…

Still haven't found what my face mask external layer will be though ๐Ÿ˜–

I got 33 minutes until my next video call with work.

So quick nap time it is ๐Ÿงธ

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