Wonder if my bed sheets are making the bed wet every night? 🤔

Daddy says nappies will solve the problem, but I still think it's the sheets..

Same here. My husband won't let me come to bed without a nappy. I explained to him that it's not my fault the bed gets wet and I told him about the Sog Monster, but he insists that's just a hoax put out there by QAnon or the Russians. 🤷‍♂️

@james , agreed bed sheets are the culprit. The body falls asleep with those images , then the brain tris to reproduce them in our dreams. The inevitable happens, we wake up wet :/. Not our fault 😳

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