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Daddy: someone’s looking waddly, we’d better stop for a check.
Me: noooo Daddy, I don’t need changies!
Daddy: *pull down shorts* look at you, soggy little pup...

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🎄🎄 Lot's of us have fun with Christmas presents.. 🎄 even if we might be atheists, Jewish, think Odin was right,... presents are great!
So... when will you get your presents?🎁 😁

Doing a supplies audit, this should last me at least until the end of the year. Maybe I will be big next year 🤔

The ironic thing being was the postman delivered some new space pyjamas form the very same store 😂

*as well as some big boy dinosaur pants which I doubt Daddy is ever going to let me take out of the packet

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Took this photo pre-leak, reviewing now I’m not surprised I did really, but how’s a little to know!?

Also shows the PJs I was in @overalls9050

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Unsure if I have ever mentioned on here before, but for the last month or two I have been wearing to bed every night, and often in the day too. Benefits of living alone in lockdown I guess

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Don't know how or why but over the last few days I have managed to leak at least once a day. Today's being the worst as the postman rang my doorbell moments after it happened. Didn't have time to change my bottoms so just had to bear the shame of standing there for what felt like a long time in my kids PJs with a dark wet patch down one leg 😳

Keep your littles safe, take theire temperature when changing theire diapers.

Window cleaner was hanging outside my bedroom window for quite a while.. Which had I know they were coming I would have shut the blinds considering my bedroom looks like a nursery. Hope he couldn’t tell from the bed full of teddies, or the stacks of colourful nappies that I’m actually an adult toddler 🙈

Unsure why the quality of my uploads has gone downhill since upgrading to iOS 14 🤔

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So embarrassing 🙈

Also noticed you can see the pink outline under my white shirt 🤦‍♂️

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Vote here! You can save any potential embarrassment by voting for briefs!

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Going out for brunch in a bit, but gonna let the internet pick what I wear. Poll to follow

Wonder if I will ever get to try nappy pants, apparently they are for wriggly babies 🤔

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Daddy says nappies will solve the problem, but I still think it's the sheets..

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Wonder if my bed sheets are making the bed wet every night? 🤔

Hope my guests don't notice. Not sure the NRU sticker helps 😬

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