Hey Birthday Baby!
Are you ready for the party? I invited all your friends from the office and college! No, I understand, if you don't want to be a baby on your birthday, that's okay. I did get you a little cake though, just for you. It's a smash cake, but it's only for littles to eat with their hands while in a high chair, so I can clean you up before you run around getting frosting all over. You still sure you don't wanna be my baby today? That's what I thought, now lets go get you a bib.
RT @BlakeDillian@twitter.com
I hate to admit it but I am 🙋🏻♂️
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BlakeDillian/status/1317515045610323968
dada has turned me into total baby!
i have no bathroom privledges, must use diaper. my diet is strictly baby food, drink formula, to get from one place to another i must crawl, all drinking out of bottle, I wear diapee 24/7.
dada was so right id like these cloth diapers. actually i wuv them. makes me feel even more like a wittle baby. after all when i was a baby there was only cloth. they feel so great. and the feeling stays longer when i pee pee.
dada is mda53546