Mommy? Why has my diaper gotten bigger? Wooooookkkkk it doesn’t even fit my onesie Nu mores.... whatcha mean that means it’s soaked? Nu uh! I’m totally dry it not my fault it got wet! >\\\<

I know for many of us the day is just beginning but I’m sorry for this little college tyke it’s recovery time! Nothing that a onesie, sippy cup of juice, a thick diaper, and some plushie snuggles can’t fix! ^_^ +This adorable 🚂 🚂🚂train onesie from @lilkinkboutique use my code BRATTYTORRAN for a discount!

I hope everyone has an amazing Sunday today!!!! Remember that no matter what you are cool for being you! You can be whatever you want! And you are awesome! Just don’t be a bad person who hurts people cause then your not awesome... but remember to be awesome!!!

Go to sleep? There is no such thing as bed time for a rebel like me Mommy. Nope I don’t think I wanna go to bed tonight I can stay up as long as I want... nothing no one can do about it.
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The rain feels so good! I love going outside and playing in it when I can! Have you ever tried to catch as many droplets in your mouth as you can? Or stomp in every puddle you see? It’s so much fun! ^_^

Me? Why does you think I could’ve done that? I am totally innocent Mommy... *totally drew on the wall in crayon but in spots that are hidden, played copious amounts of violent video games, curses more times than he can count, and hide all the evidence and acted all cute before Mommy got home* I just your sweet little angel ^_^

Humph... I want my shooting video games back! And I not a little boy!!! I am a big boy dang it! Stop treating me so small!... n-no my super isn’t wet I can keep it dry... n-n-no don’t check it!!! I AM A BIG BOY!!!!

Don't smoke? Don't wear my hat backwards? Don't curse? Don't play violent video games? Don't go on dangerous adventures? Sorry Mommy but this is the life of a rebel.... Nobody tells me what to do...

Don't smoke? Don't wear my hat backwards? Don't curse? Don't play violent video games? Don't go on dangerous adventures? Sorry Mommy but this is the life of a rebel.... Nobody tells me what to do...

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