Little boy... What is the point of having a fork if you're not going to use it?
Now stand up and show me your cute new jammies from @diaperheroes , there better not be any egg on them already! 🙄

About to make these paws on my padding disappear 🤷🏼‍♂️

🍼 "It's almost time for little boy's nap time!"

"But I don't wannaarrrrrglubglub..."

**4 hours later**

"Now who had a nice long snooze?" :baby_dummy:

ABU preschools: for big boys who still need a little help staying dry during the day.

The days are already getting colder. But that’s not stopping us from showing some pamp. 😎

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