I don't see the back of my head very often, so it was a real surprise how bald I'm going. It started when I was 20 and has apparently continued unabated for the past 15 years. Time to work a few overtime shifts and get some sweet hair transplant money.

The best part of being an adult (on paper) is that sometimes you get to have chocolate chip cookies for breakfast to dip in your black coffee.

ABDL.link

A Mastodon instance for ABDLs run by ABDLs 🍼

We're anti-troll, anti-abuse and pro-quirk. Unlike Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr we won't randomly suspend you just for being ABDL 🙌


  • Under 18s are not permitted to sign up to this instance.
  • Media or content involving people under 18 (even if legal) is prohibited.
  • Posting, boosting or linking to any content that is illegal in the UK, Netherlands or Germany is prohibited.

Read all the rules and find other information about the instance here.


While we're the largest ABDL Mastodon instance, you can join any instance and still interact with our users. For example biglittle.space (for caregivers and littles) or crinklefur.club (for furries who crinkle).