What’s that poking out above your pyjamas?

Nothing you say?

Hmm ok, if you say so. I’m sure it’s not a diaper…

What do you think it may be?

*the next day*

Hmm ok it may have been a diaper, and it may be a tad wet this morning.

*squishy butt wriggles*

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