I woke up this morning to a knock at my door, so I put on my robe to answer it.

There is a delivery man holding a box. But not in a discreet box like normal from Amazon. In THE goodnites box.

He only had to take one look at me to know they were mine and he was trying to hold back a smirk.

I quickly signed for it in a panick. After I closed the door, I realized I had a goodnite from the night before on the floor.

I'm a very embarrassed boi right now😖

Brightside is I have goodnites again

@LILJAY Aww, at least the delivery man just did his job and didn't want to embarrass you more ^^🤗

@LILJAY if you were also wearing a goodnite, that's the holy trifecta of getting caught.

@Onthedljoke I had one under my robe, but that was thankfully he couldn't see that I don't think 😅

@LILJAY the diaper that you're using, the diaper that you've used, and the box of diapers that you'll be using in the future. Amen. 😜

@LILJAY eeep! I think you earned some donuts to go with the blushing for breakfast!

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