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I woke up this morning to a knock at my door, so I put on my robe to answer it.

There is a delivery man holding a box. But not in a discreet box like normal from Amazon. In THE goodnites box.

He only had to take one look at me to know they were mine and he was trying to hold back a smirk.

I quickly signed for it in a panick. After I closed the door, I realized I had a goodnite from the night before on the floor.

I'm a very embarrassed boi right nowπŸ˜–

Brightside is I have goodnites again

"Hey dud-...wait what are you wearing"

"N-nothing! When did you get home!"

No more leaks for this little guy! πŸ‘¨β€πŸ”§ πŸ’¦

Waking up and showing off my...
Fresh cut πŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ

Hey I thought I ask you guys here!

What are some good plastic pants that you'd recommend or like to see me in ? πŸ€”
(Links or pictures appreciated πŸ˜„ )

What these? πŸ€”
They're just to soak up sweat I swear! πŸ˜…

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