I've finished shaving from neck to toe and Patch has let me wear big boy pants for a wee while. He's going to make sure I don't have an accident.

OK. As long as Patch is watching you and he doesn't let you sit on the furniture. He better have a mop and a diaper ready when the inevitable happens. (I do like your big boy pants and you do look super cute in them, however. ☺)

@mHabdl awww fank chu! I love wearing them from time to time! Patch is keeping a close eye and will get me in nappy if he thinks I need one

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