"But Big Bro I don't wanna go swimming in these! All the kids will laugh at me!"
"Oh hush little boy, all babies have to wear little swimmers to make sure the pool stays clean"

Ecstatic that these fix me (somewhat)... now I just need some floaties and I'll be all ready for when the pools reopen!

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